The Garfield El

Im so impassioned . . . with rage!

2005-11-15T21:07:00.000-08:00

What has the world come to?
Like wtf?
Look!

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EW!

Why oh why did god make people such as these!?Why are they being held so highly on pink glittery pedestals?
What are they excpet remnants of blistering human creativity?
I am so filled with disgust right now ui can literally explode!
The sight of this:apalling

I wanna go grab em all by their pubic hair and swing them round and round only to then smash them unto a very hard object and chewing their mouths , ears and fingers to carbon.

Then , i shall tie them up in a very uncomfortable position and lecture them on the wrongness that is their existence.
This i shall say:

Me:Repent for your sins pieces of soil!

Them:wAlaUeRxx!! cHeE ByEiIe

Grrr!!!!!

Im so full of rage now that i am ready to post another shall i have the passion remaining to do so.

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wtf?

I am so devastated
Think of what your children will think of you

Scientology and such

2005-11-08T20:37:00.000-08:00

Do you believe in christ?I dont.
Sure i go to a catholic church an stuff but i think religion is shit.
They are a convenient lie.
Heaven is made up to encourage people to do good and therefore , a harmonious advanced society will be able to develop and people will be able to live alongside each other.Hell was invented to discourage people from committing all those immoral and unharmonious things cause then people will all complain and the monarch will have plenty more to do.Do they think that the human collective is so dumb till we are unable spot this ?
Well actually they are doing pretty good , considering the number of people all religioning and all.

O.K

On to scientology.
Scientologists believe that humans are born good , only that they get corrupted and stuff , therefore we turn evil.
Scientology holds that the human mind consists of two parts: the "analytical mind" and the "reactive mind". Hubbard described the analytical mind as the positive, rational, computing portion, while the "reactive mind" operates on responses to pain and unconsciousness stimuli. Scientologists believe that the reactive mind has malignant effects, causing irrational behavior and leading to individual degradation, as well as undermining efforts to create lasting, prosperous, and sane societies.

Guess what , they believe christ is evil and it was implanted into the human collective memory 75 million yeras ago by Xenu , i think a plane or a giant.

Such crap , who would believe it?

Introduction to One of the Greatest Literary Works Ever ( O.K not really )

2005-11-07T17:23:00.000-08:00

This post i hope shall serve its purpose well. Its supposed to enlighten you on why i had wanted to make a new blog and what this blog is all about. To start with this blog is semi-fictional , meaning half the stuff i say are little musings to amuse myself and / or others , serving no other purpose except to aggravate iliteraries , polar bears and the occasional teacher who wanders by unwittingly. Yes , my purpose is very ambitious. And yes , i might not have the interest and patience to hold on to this blog and post regularly but still , its the holidays and i havent a thing to do . So why this sudden passion and determination to want to take on this project , what is this overwhelming desire to write and create ? well actually i dont know..

Well My First Post will be this made up drama thing i made up which was inspired by The Fiery Furnaces song : Guns Under The Counter

Annalika:Emergency , emergency! (wails drammaticaly)

Doctor:Vaht Ze Matter Vooman?

Annalika:My boy ! hes been cut by a lobster !

Nancy Lam:A hamsome lobstah ?(suddenly barges in)

Annalika:Fuck off old shit , my son is dying!

Nancy Lam : I do not appreciate that ! (scurries off with stolen figs)

Nikolas:Help me ive got dengue !

Annalika:But Nikki m'boy i thought you were cut by a lobster

Nikolas:Yeah Ive got dengue AND i got cut by lobster

Annalika:Doctor please help me!

Doctor:Bring him to zee doctohrs rroom

(In the Doctors Room)

He took some special blackberry filling right out of his lunch bag and applied it to the young man's wound. You see, the doctor was an interesting man,and even more interesting doctor as hewould use no material or remedy that wasn't used in the manufacture of his donuts down on 82nd and Kedsie with his brother. He tempered this by the fact that he would rarely use ingredients that didn't have some medicinal purpose, or so he thought.

Sire Raini :Here in the donut factory, they have confectioner's sugar so sweet it was caustic!

Jasmine the manequin:And Chocolate so bitter that it could kill Typhus!

Random man#29:Glazing so shiny it could set back Glaucoma!

Neurotic Nut :And filling so filling, you didn't need stitches!

And so the young man went home happy , with the blackberry filling leaking out with every step and he held his mothers hand as they trudged back their 45 miles to davenport , where the butter churns itself.